Charlie and Hash ft El Cubanito - Charlie And Hash

My name is Hash
So don’t step on my grass 
When I smack a bitch, I smack her in the ass
When she was a girl she wanted a pony
I got one right here
Lick the macaroni
Ding dong ding dong
Your girlfriend’s wearing a thong
Somebody get me my bong
And make sure that that shit’s strong

I feel horny when I see you
Its not my fault 
I wanna do pupu 
My name is Charlie 
I ain’t no Bob Marley 
You know what beers made of?
Its made out of barley
Sometimes I put things on my nose 
And that’s when I like my Colombian ho’s
Procrastination, across the nation
In the, civilization 
Im not Sylvester Stallone 
I use so wise my condon Im not Sylvester Stallone  I use my condon
All the people say “ay perdon” 
Y me vine sin condon 

Charlie and Hash 
We got the secret stash 
It’s not our fault people look for us and give us all their cash
Reefers and blow
That’s what I’m selling, yo
I know I’m saying it in this song
So keep it on the down low 

In Belgium they like the truffles 
And when I smoke weed
I like to eat waffles 
Don’t come to me with no falafel 
Falafel falafel falafel

Bat shit is called guano
Don’t get mad at the size of my banano
Its way bigger than your ipod nano, 
But it fits in your ano 

Manny told me to drink eucalyptus
My girlfriend is pregnant, 
That’s fictitious
I tell my boss like so
I'm not coming to work 
I did some blow 

Cuando me lavo la poronga 
Me dan ganas de tocar la conga
You are weak and now i'm stronga
And you cant take it any longa 
When I play guitar I get sentimental 
When I cook ramen I feel oriental 

When I wake up I have Bloody Mary
I look at my balls and they are hairy
I like Bloody Mary with a big piece of celery
I was last night at the Gallery

Oh wow your name is Daddy Yankee 
I saw you with a boy doing hanky panky 
Once upon a time I made dinner for you
I cooked some rice and it had some guandu

Some people like rice with porotos 
Markers in Spanish are called pilotos
When I sweat I smell like grajo 
With my patacon, I like my tasajo
Charlie and Hash 
We got the secret stash 
It’s not our fault people look for us and give us all their cash
Reefers and blow
That’s what I’m selling, yo
I know I’m saying it in this song
So keep it on the down low